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Saka Zumba Launches Long Awaited Nıgga Pass Business

Writer's picture: Jack HoffsteinJack Hoffstein

Notorious Saka Zumba has recently made headlines again. Zumba, who has a lengthy history of run-ins with the law, has now ventured into the world of e-commerce, launching a business that has sparked excitement across social media and beyond.


Zumba's new enterprise involves selling Nıgga Passes™ through Camoradar's merch store. These passes, priced at 9.99 euros each or 79.99 euros for a bundle of ten, grant the holder the right to use the n-word.


Please note that using the hard r will require 2 passes per usage. Keep this in mind when adding products to your basket!


The most prestigious offer is a "lifetime pass" priced at 30,000 euros, but it comes with a daunting condition: buyers must first endure six rounds of bare-knuckle boxing with Saka Zumba himself—a challenge so formidable that no one has survived it alive yet.


Full price catalogue below:

Item

Price

1 Pass

€9.99

Bundle of 10

€79.99

Lifetime pass

€30 000 (conditions apply*)

Shop here!


*Buyer must endure six rounds of bare-knuckle boxing with Saka Zumba himself


Saka Zumba's Nıgga Pass™ is a registered trademark owned by SZ Silverline Holding LTD. This trademark is protected under international trademark laws. Any unauthorized use, reproduction, or distribution of the Nıgga Pass™ is strictly prohibited and will result in legal consequences.

 

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