RACIST Bird Follows Private Jet Routes Across Europe and MENA - Baffles Ornithologist

A French ornithologist has been closely monitoring a distressed white parrot that has been spotted flying along private jet routes across Europe and the MENA region. The bird, which seems to be following the same paths as high-flying private jets, has left experts baffled.

The ornithologist, Dr. Ben O. Verbich, first noticed the peculiar behavior while conducting a routine bird-watching session in France. “I was observing a flock of migratory birds when I saw this lone white parrot. It was clearly distressed and seemed to be following the flight path of a private jet,” Dr. Verbich explained.

What makes this phenomenon even more intriguing is the parrot’s penchant for shouting racial slurs. “As it flew from France towards the Balkan region, I distinctly heard it squawking the n-word on repeat” Dr. Verbich added with a chuckle. “It’s unlike anything I’ve ever encountered in my career.”

Despite the oddity of the situation, Dr. Verbich is committed to uncovering the mystery behind the parrot’s behavior. “I can’t explain what’s going on, but I will continue to follow the situation closely. This bird’s journey is far from over, and I’m determined to find out why it’s acting this way.”

As of now, the parrot has been sighted over the Baltic region and appears to be on a direct course towards Finland