Chinese Lawyer With a Shoe Size IQ Proves the Existence of MATRIX - Wins the Turing Award

A Chinese Lawyer has become the first person with double digit IQ to win the prestigious Turing Award. This award, often regarded as the Nobel Prize of computer science, has been bestowed upon him for his extraordinary hypothesis that humankind lives in a simulation.

The revolutionary idea was conceived in an unconventional manner. While under the influence of a potent dose of horse tranquilizer, enough to incapacitate a racing horse, the man had an epiphany. He postulated that male and female genitalia represent binary digits—1 and 0 respectively—suggesting that everything around us is fundamentally based on binary code.

He meticulously developed his theory and eventually presented it during a live stream, capturing the attention of a global audience. Among the viewers was his father, a renowned mathematician, who was intrigued by the unconventional approach.

Taking his son's hypothesis seriously, the mathematician decided to test it. In a remarkable turn of events, he discovered that an Indian gangbang video, when analyzed, produced the binary source code of the Linux Kernel. This astonishing finding suggested that the world around us might indeed be running on a form of the Linux operating system.

The Turing Award committee, recognizing the originality and potential impact of this hypothesis, decided to honor the Chinese lawyer with the award. This marks a significant departure from traditional expectations of award recipients, highlighting the importance of diverse perspectives in scientific advancement.