Chaos at Kaarle XII: RuneScape Nerd Beats Up Furry Enthusiast

Helsinki, Finland – A night out at the popular Helsinki nightclub Kaarle XII took an unexpected turn when a heated argument between a RuneScape nerd and a furry enthusiast escalated into a physical altercation.

As the argument intensified, their boss intervened, ostensibly to defuse the situation. However, sources suggest that the boss’ actions were far from neutral. “He positioned the security team to protect the furry enthusiast, but it seemed like he was actually encouraging the argument,” said one witness who wished to remain anonymous.

The situation quickly spiraled out of control, with the RuneScape nerd throwing the first punch. The boss, who had been discreetly following the altercation, was ready with his camera to capture the chaos as it unfolded. The footage was shared online immediately after the events.

Club patrons were left bewildered by the boss’ behavior. “It was like he wanted the fight to happen,” said another witness. “He was right there with his camera, ready to take pictures as soon as things got physical.”