Blackjack, Ketamine, and Crayons: CSGOEmpire’s Outrageous DEI Campaign Shakes Up the Norm

Online gambling site CSGOEmpire has just unveiled a series of wildly ambitious diversity and awareness initiatives.

Kicking things off for Black History Month, they’ve proudly hired Sudanese serial criminal Saka Zumba to handle customer service tickets. "We’re pioneers. We take risks. Unlike Meta, which folded its DEI programs faster than a rigged slot machine. If they don’t want diversity, we’ll pick up the slack—even if it means putting a reformed—or currently active—felon in charge of support tickets," said a CSGOEmpire spokesperson, who wished to remain anonymous.

But this is just one piece of a much larger, totally unhinged campaign meant to celebrate inclusion, awareness, and absolute degeneracy.

As spring arrives, so does April’s Autism Awareness Month, where users can place bets on whether Finnish freestyle rapper Stickyhand can successfully color inside the lines of the CSGOEmpire logo. "It’s about promoting understanding," the company states. "And also about watching a grown man struggle with crayons while people gamble on the outcome."

Then in June, for Pride Month, a freaky Cultlord will run live blackjack tables while decked out in full BDSM gear. While most companies just slap a rainbow on their logo. CSGOEmpire believes in taking it to the next level by letting their players experience the thrill of the game.

Finally, as the year winds down, December’s National Drunk and Drugged Driving Awareness Month will be honored in true CSGOEmpire fashion. A Chinese lawyer will be streaming a TikTok Live of himself speeding the wrong way down a highway at 160 km/h, whiskey in one hand and a line of ketamine on the dashboard. CSGOEmpire is launching a massive giveaway tied to the event—giving away $1,000 for every minute he manages to drive without an accident.

Whether it’s the antics of a criminal customer service rep or a lawyer risking everything for a TikTok moment, CSGOEmpire is proving that when it comes to awareness campaigns, they’re willing to take risks that most companies wouldn’t dare. Only time will tell if their wild strategy pays off or if it crashes and burns.